Kanye West – A Real Life Tracy Jordan

A while back I came accross this internet meme where you add “Liz Lemon” to Kanye West’s tweets and make them sound like something Tracy Jordan from 30 Rock would blurt out. Well, I say this works perfectly well even without the “Liz Lemon” part. Here are 5 Tracy’s quotes and 5 Kanye’s tweets. See if You can tell them apart:

I watched Boston Legal 9 times before I realized it wasn’t a new Star Trek.

I got the best leather pants collection since the 80’s.

There’s no link between diabetes and diet. That’s a white myth.

I was just thinking about how weird it is that we eat birds.

Sometimes I get emotional over fonts.

I want to edit a film on a boat. Where are the good editing boats?

I have a wolfdog, and I have two bad knees and I have a gun. That I lost!

Do you know where to find marble conference tables? I’m looking to have a conference… Not until I get the table though.

I have so much energy, my hand keeps dancing.

Remember the museum plastic spaceship toys that were molded in front of you? Those use to smell awesome!

I know, right? Even I’m not sure anymore, and I just compiled that list moments ago.

Moreover, this is a video of Kanye’s less than stellar moments in media. Based on that, it is safe to assume that this is not far from how Kanye acts in real life. For even more Kanye West wisdom check out Dan O’Brien’s great article in which he asks (and pretty much answers) the question we should all be asking ourselves: What if Kanye West is retarded?

 

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